
So, I woke up to a sobering little sound bite this morning on npr. Given that most things these days are brought to me by a ‘proud corporate sponsor’, and that anything that can fit a corporate logo probably has one, I should not have been surprised to hear that Baltimore’s mounted police unit is but the latest public service to go to market. After all, this is America, where even the walls of classrooms and churches broadcast the messages of advertisers.
Facing funding deficits that would have eliminated the unit, the city of Baltimore turned to the support of private financiers to save the city’s mounted police force. According to last week’s coverage in USA Today,
“Fundraising efforts that brought in about $100,000 and included everything from a $5,000 contribution by 7-Eleven to the receipts from a lemonade stand operated by Sophia Litrenta, 9, who collected about $2,000 in August, says Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the police commissioner's office.”
So while I’ve yet to hear of little Sophia’s ambition to brand herself as ‘Horse Hero of the Year,’ it appears 7-Eleven’s charity may have had a few strings (or at least naming rights) attached. Just ask Barney, Belle, Binx, Buster, Butch and Blackie, who will be known from here on out as Slurpee.
With the ubiquity of McDonald’s promotion and sponsorship these days, perhaps it’s only a matter of time before ‘Butch’ is renamed ‘French Fry’, ‘Binx’ becomes ‘BigMac’ and ‘Buster’ earns his title of “Mayor McCheese”.
Photo: By Doug Kapustin, for USA TODAY










